barscene

Yesterday was sitting in a bar downtown with a coworker and a salesman, eating a pizza after lunch:
Salesman: Here's what I can do for you but I'm really pumping you for information to make me look good.
Me: I'm giving you information that I don't care if you have or not since you are nothing to me.
Beer: I'm too thick and you're too full to drink me.
Young bartender behind the bar: Leave! Leave! Leave!

And then I went home